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Zooey Deschanel Covers Blackbook Magazine

Tue, 27 May 2008 07:48:31 +0000

So I guess the problem of otherwise great looking babies looking like trannies due to bad makeup jobs in magazine photo shoots isn’t limited to the Philippines.

Zooey Deschanel, whose cuteness first captivated me in the 2003 Will Ferrell movie Elf, appears on the cover of the latest issue of Blackbook magazine looking like
a tranny hooker. And this is absolutely unfair, becauseI consider her one of the most refreshing faces in Hollywood today. Watch her in All the Real Girls and you’ll fall in love with her and those incredibly blue eyes just like I and many others did.

In any case, the inside pics look better, but she’s definitely cute, and you can take my word for it.
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photoshoot

Tue, 27 May 2008 07:28:40 +0000

Being a crew member in a photo shoot has got to be the best job in the world. You want proof? Just look at that guy adjusting the bikini of super-busty and extremely gorgeous British babe Gemma Atkinson. Chances are, that guy is gay, but then again, he could switch sides because just looking at Gemma’s bountiful cans can do wonders for the male anatomy, gay or not.

Speaking of British babes, why are there so many of them, mostly big-breasted, hitting lad magazines and such these days? I’m not complaining, but the deluge of British double Ds can be quite smothering. But then again, who’s complaining?

More Gemma Atkinson in a bikini inside.
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Tue, 27 May 2008 07:11:38 +0000

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is piling on the pounds.

To be perfectly honest, that’s just the way many people like her. Remember, she was incredibly voluptuous in Mean Girls, her breakout movie that left pedophiles the world over drooling. She was, after all, known as a child star before her appearance as a full-bodied teenager in that movie.

Then the following years saw her gradually turn skin and bones, no thanks to all that partying and crack and wild sex she that she has apparently immersed herself in. We’re just happy now that she’s filling a bikini well once again, although flabs are more apparent. But who cares? She’s Lindsay Lohan, and she’s still hot. At least hotter than those magazine pictorials she’s been doing lately.

More Lindsay Lohan in a bikini after the jump.
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David Cook Wins American Idol Season 7

Thu, 22 May 2008 02:58:50 +0000

Simon Cowell prcatically declared David Archuleta the winner of American Idol season 7 during the final two perormance last night. America disagreed, and instead crowned David Cook the winner of this year’s competition.

And by a wide margin, according to Ryan Seacrest at the start of the star-studded two-hour finale. he says one David got 56 percent while the other David 44 percent of the record 97.5 million audience votes cast by phone and text. Now we know that it was Archuleta who got knocked out, not Cook, by 12 million votes.
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Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures Part 2

Tue, 20 May 2008 12:13:42 +0000

Looks like Laura Vandervoort is all over the place. Here’s another fantastic picture set of Supergirl wearing a bikini in the set of her movie, less than a week after she first showed off that bikini body. Damn, I now officially declare that Laura has the hottest body in Hollywood today.

More Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures inside.
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Jessica Alba Staring Contest

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:54:16 +0000

So you think you can beat Jessica Alba in a staring contest? That’s right, the very pregnant (but still yummy) actress did an online staring/no blinking challenge for a site called ibeatyou.com.

Trust me, Jessica can whup anyone’s ass as far as staring is concerned. The way she doesn’t blink just isn’t human, and she can easily say “I beat you” at the end of the contest. In any case, it’s almost a certainty that the people who take the challenge aren’t really interested in beating her, because they’re more focused on beating something else, namely, a certain part of their anatomy as they stare at this very hot chick who once confessed she’s all for one-night stands.

Stare at Jessica after the jump.
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Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

Fri, 16 May 2008 11:24:33 +0000

Everything about Smallville these days sucks, except for one thing: Laura Vandervoort. Now she’s far from being a great actress, especially not in a show that is obviously running out of ideas, but as I’ve said before, she’s got a really smoking hot body. Yes, hotter than the show’s resident hottie, Erica Durance.

Here are pictures of Laura in a bikini shooting scenes for her new movie called The Reef. The movie will probably suck just the same, but watching Ms. Vandervoort in a bikini even for just half the entire movie is well worth the price of admission.

More Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures ater the jump.
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Shannon Elizabeth Maxim Pictures

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:43:20 +0000

How long has it been since Shannon Elizabeth made us drool with that all-too gorgeous body in American Pie? Nine years? A decade?

Now she’s making us do the same thing all over again, in a very sexy photoshoot for Maxim Magazine. She’s way too clothed here though, but I’m not complaining. We’ll take what we can, since she may not be taking her clothes off onscreen anytime soon.

More Shannon Elizabeth inside.
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Pictures in GQ

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:22:32 +0000

I have always maintained that Emmanuelle Chriqui is one of the hottest actresses of her generation, and I thank GQ magazine for driving that point even further. She looks so delicious in this photoshoot, where she poses in a bikini, and takes off her top as well. Hot.Hot. Hot.

Kudos to Emmanuelle for finally shedding that anorexic look she had during the last season of Entourage. She looks so much more gorgeous when she’s got more meat that fills out a bikini well.

More pictures after the jump.
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Claudia Schiffer Covers Vogue Germany

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:07:16 +0000

Claudia Schiffer is looking real yummy in the latest edition of Vogue Germany, gracing the issue’s cover with her top off. Yes, Claudia is wearing nothing from the waist up, save for a Catwoman-like mask covering her face. But who cares about her face when her hands are grabbing her very luscious puppies?

These pics are hands down way hotter than those GQ pictures she did a little over a month ago.

More Claudia Schiffer inside.
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