Archive for the 'Sausagefest' Category

Enrique Iglesias Has A Tiny Dick

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

For a while there, I was tempted to create a new category on this blog, something like Vienna Sausagefest, just for this bit of news that Enrique Iglesias was kinda upfront with Esquire magazine about having a small penis, that he “can never find extra-small condoms.”
Poor Anna Kournikova.
In any case, he could still make a [...]

Paul Telfer Is The Hottest Hercules Ever

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Compared to previous actors who’ve played Hercules, Paul Telfer seems to be the best-looking onscreen Hercules ever.
While Lou Ferrigno was a too big and scary-looking Hercules and Kevin Sorbo was kinda boring, the most recent actor to essay the role of the Greek mythology figure, this time in a 2005 miniseries called, you guessed [...]

The Hunky Priests of Calendario Romano 2008

Friday, August 24th, 2007

While writing this piece, I couldn’t help but notice that outside my window, lightning has been striking and thunder has been booming a little too frequently for comfort.
With every letter that I type, I find myself cringing with every thunderous crash. This is odd, I thought. Does what I’m posting right now have something [...]

Heroes’ Milo Ventimiglia Shirtless

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Women and homos everywhere drool over Milo Ventimiglia, especially now that he’s become a household name for his turn as the sponge-like Peter Petrelli in the phenomenal NBC series Heroes.
Now you can expect them to drool over him some more, as he takes his shirt off in the music video for Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t [...]

Tom Brady Does Best Life Magazine

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

He’s the guy who knocked up Bridget Moynahan, and he’s the one keeping supermodel Giselle Bundchen’s bed smoking hot at night.
Very few will argue that Tom Brady, superstar quarterback, multiple Superbowl and Superbowl MVP winner for the NFL’s New England Patriots, is one of the hottest male athletes out there.
Check out his stint as Best [...]

Zac Efron - Rolling Stone Cover

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Say it with me: GAY, GAY, GAY!!!

Shia LaBeouf Is Boring

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Now that Shia LaBeouf is a star after his funny but kinda annoying turn in Transformers, it is expected that we’ll get to know more about the actor than we care to. Meaning, at some point in the future, he’ll be tabloid fodder for past, present and future shenanigans.
Shia, however, is confident that he won’t [...]

The Hunky Adam Sandler

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Now here’s one side of Adam Sandler I bet you never thought you would see, not when all you saw him do are idiotic movies where he picks his nose, farts loudly and pees in public. The SOB can be quite hunky went he wants to.
As Dlisted says, he should keep this look.

Bond Villain New Face of H&M

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

 
When it comes to choosing endorsers from the acting field, companies usually go for those playing heroes in films, e.g. Revlon for “The Invisible Girl” Jessica Alba, Budweiser for “Batman” George Clooney and so on and so forth. Swedish clothing giant H&M, however, had other things in mind. Instead of signing the hero, they hired [...]

Brendan Fraser Is Going Bald

Monday, May 14th, 2007

I remember a time when I was a bit jealous of Brendan Fraser. An old girlfriend of mine was so into him that despite my protestations, she managed to drag me into theaters to watch all of his movies, many of which are not really my thing. I wonder if she’ll still go ga-ga over [...]