Archive for the 'Pop Matters' Category

Beijing Olympics Weightlifting Accident

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Here’s a video of Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocating his right elbow during the weightlifting competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Too bad those Chinese lackeys covered him up as he writhed in pain, because that’s the world he’s definitely in now. A world of pain.

JK Says Dumbledore Is Gay

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Surprising news for Harry Potter fans out there.
Albus Dumbledore, former schoolmaster of Hogwarts Schoolf of Witchcraft and Wizardry and mentor to Harry Potter, is gay.
And no less than HP author J.K. Rowling outed the powerful wizard in a reading of of parts of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” at Carnegie Hall.
She explained that Dumbledore […]

Pacquiao Beats Barrera via Unanimous Decision

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Manny Pacquiao beat Marco Antonio Barrera for the second time in as many bouts, outpointing the Mexican boxing legend 118-109, 118-109, 115-112 to win via unanimous decision.
Not exactly the smashing knockout that we hoped for, the way Pacquiao floored Barrera in their first fight, pictured above. But he’s still the winner, and that is more […]

Eva Longoria Sex Tape Exists!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

It’s confirmed: There is an Eva Longoria sex tape!
But if you expected to see Eva getting all hot and heavy on tape, you’re in for a major disappointment. The “sex tape” is actually a parody of “One Night in Paris”, which Eva and “Perry Hilton” (actually actor Eric Christian Olsen) did for Will Ferrell’s “Funny […]

Someone Wants To Kill Kevin Federline

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that the FBI and LAPD are checking real leads that say someone has put out a contract on Kevin Federline’s head.
Now who would want him dead?
Could it be Britney Spears? Shar Jackson? Anyone who’s heard him rap? I’m pretty certain it’s the last one. If you heard him rap I’m […]

Pamela Anderson Pays Debt With Sex

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Pamela Anderson just confessed that she once paid a debt she owed to some guy at a casino with sex. The story of her life, really.
The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man’s “Indecent Proposal” in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.
She explained: “He said if I made […]

Gretchen Malalad Kicks Bong Alvarez Ass

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

It’s been a couple of days since Pinoy Big Brother alum and now-ABS-CBN reporter Gretchen Malalad kicked the butt of former PBA player and current drug addict and drunk Paul ‘Bong’ Alvarez, all on camera. That was enjoyable to watch, and here’s a video of the incident, to be enjoyed over and over again. Gretchen […]

Stars Were Kids Once Too

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Before Angelina Jolie, Anna Kournikova, and Avril Lavigne made a lot of guys drool, they, believe it or not, were once kids too, just like the rest of us.
The same goes for George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Keannu Reeves and many more who are featured in a gallery of stars’ kiddie pics over at Allie […]

Vanessa Minnillo Nude Photos

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Remember those paparazzi nude pictures of lovebirds Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey while they were vacationing in Mexico?
Those pics finally saw the light of day, and you can see them over at Egotastic.
We’re not really sure if these are real or not. If these are authentic, then Vanessa obviously has never heard of waxing. She […]

Jessica Alba Got Herpes From Derek Jeter?

Friday, August 10th, 2007

L.A. Rag is claiming Jessica Alba got herpes from New York Yankee Derek Jeters. Eeew.
This is one particluarly nasty rumor, as it involves the sexiest woman in the world, who undoubtedly countless men fantasize about. Now they’re probably thinking twice.
But before believing this rumor, take into consideration the fact that the L.A. Rag’s source , […]