American Idol

Just as I expected, the annoying Luke Menard is finally out of this year’s American Idol, and so is Kady Malloy, the pretty and voluptuous barely legal Texan who charmed us with her celebrity impressions but failed to impress the judges with her own vocal prowess, or lack of it.
The elimination of Danny Noriega and […]

For American Idol, it’s Antonella Barba all over again, but this time, it’s a guy who’s in the spotlight: David Hernandez.
Hernandez, who looks like The Mummy actor Oded Fehr and sounds like Elliott Yamin, is the subject of rumors that he was once a gay stripper, and that he himself is gay, with a steady […]

In a classic case of “sticking it to the man”, Kelly Clarkson revealed to Blender magazine how she mouthed off at music mogul and American Idol puppet master Clive Davis, who said a few months ago that Kelly’s latest album basically sucks.
“I don’t know you very well, and I am not a bull-shitter. I […]

After that sexy stuff she did for, well, Stuff, here comes Katharine McPhee looking absolutely gorgeous in the music video for her latest single, Love Story.
This is probably the hottest I’ve seen McPhee. That face! That body! Those legs! They all combine to prove to all and sundry that she is the hottest American […]

Katharine McPhee, IMHO, is easily the most gorgeous woman ever to become a finalist on American Idol, bar none. Her singing career, however, is a certified flop. So how does a pop star wannabe hopefully rise from a flop? Pose for a men’s magazine. In McPhee’s case, the lucky publication is Stuff magazine. I was […]

The gayest American Idol (no, not you, Sanjaya) just got involved in a bitchfight in, of all places, an airplane. Clay Aiken was reported to have had a spat with a woman passenger on a Continental Airlines flight Saturday, as the singer was on his way to Tulsa, Oklahoma for a show. According to […]

It’s been weeks since Kelly Clarkson appeared on the American Idol charity effort “Idol Gives Back”, but I still can’t get over the fact that she wore something that resembles some of my house curtains and made herself look like someone badly in need of a Beverly Hills liposuction. Clarkson might be a bit chunky, […]

I don’t think Blake Lewis, who is now in the Final 3 of American Idol Season Six, wore something like this at his own prom. But then again, it’s probably cooler than any of those ugly prom Tuxedos that many highschool kids get their hands on these days. I won’t blame them if they take […]

If there’s a member of the Malakar family that should have made it to the finals of American Idol, it’s Sanjaya’s sister, whose name really escapes me at the moment.
Not that she’s a much better singer than her blossoming gay brother, and that’s saying a lot about her singing prowess. She, however, is much better-endowed […]

With the shocking exit of Stephanie Edwards, who I consider the third-best singer on American Idol this season, I have a feeling the numbers of Melinda Doolittle or Lakisha Jones will be up pretty soon.
American Idol voters have proven in the past its penchant for kicking out really good singers, and that hasn’t changed one […]