Shia LaBeouf Is Boring

Now that Shia LaBeouf is a star after his funny but kinda annoying turn in Transformers, it is expected that we’ll get to know more about the actor than we care to. Meaning, at some point in the future, he’ll be tabloid fodder for past, present and future shenanigans.

Shia, however, is confident that he won’t find himself in the middle of a scandal–because there isn’t any. He even challenged the media to dig up dirt on him to prove his point.

“Things will probably change, but as I don’t have a dark history, use drugs, party, have a famous girlfriend, or get worshipped as a sex symbol, I’ve no idea what the press will write about.”

In other words, Shia LaBeouf is boring. But he better not underestimate the press. If they couldn’t find any skeletons in the closet, then they’ll just make up some. Ahhh, the much-vaunted freedom of the press.

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