Jessica Alba Dumps Boyfriend

If a report by US Magazine is to be believed, Jessica Alba is one cold-hearted beeyatch.

According to the magazine, not only did the Fantastic Four star tell Cash Warren over the phone that she doesn’t love him anymore, she also had an assistant go over to the LA house they shared to pack up his things and effectively kick his ass out!

Now that’s cruel, man, even by Hollywood standards. She could have had at least the decency to tell him that to his face, and engage in a little final romp between the sheets before dumping him for good. At least that’s what I, and many other guys, would want before we get our asses kicked to the curb.

Oh well. At least she’s now available for the one-night stands she is said to have no problems with.

Here’s Jessica grabbing Warren’s ass during happier times.

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