Archive for April, 2007

Angelina Jolie Was A Slut In Kindergarten

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Angelina Jolie is no stranger to anything sexually freakish, but her recent admission that she’d been sexually active since kindergarten just takes the cake.
According to Jolie, she’s been taking her clothes off and making out with boys during her kindergarten days. She also said her cherry was popped at the age of 14, and that […]

Akon Should Be In Jail

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Check out this video of rapper Akon molesting a 14-year-girl during a show in Trinidad and tell me this douchebag doesn’t belong in jail. I don’t give a rat’s ass if the girl had it coming by coming up on stage in the first place. He should be thrown behind bars so he’ll know how […]

Halle Berry In Esquire Magazine

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

I’ve almost forgotten how hot Halle Berry is until I saw these pics of her posing for the May 2007 issue of Esquire Magazine. She still is gorgeous after all these years. That model boyfriend of hers is one lucky bastard.
See more Halle Berry Esquire Magazine pics after the jump.

Mandy Moore In Elle Magazine

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

I’ve always thought of Mandy Moore as a bit boring when it comes to showing skin. Her pics in the May 2007 issue of Elle Magazine, may be a bit of an improvement, but it still is kinda boring. You can catch a glimpse of her butt crack though.
What’s not boring about this particular issue […]

Mya Does King Magazine

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

I always thought that Mya Harisson had it over the four other women who appeared in the video for that “Lady Marmalade” remake in 2001 . Christina Aguilera and Li’l Kim looked like three-dollar whores, Pink looked like a guy in a corset and pantyhose, and Missy Elliott looked like, well, Missy Elliott. You […]

No Nude Scenes For Scarlett Johansson

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Bad news, guys: Scarlett Johansson wants to be seen as a serious actress, and is insisting on a no-nudity clause in all her contracts.
This sucks. Next to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s, Scarlett’s puppies are the ones many a hot-blooded male would love to see dangling for all the world to see. And now she’s slamming the […]

Alanis Morisette Covers My Humps

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Check out this video of Alanis Morisette covering the Black-Eyed Peas‘ “My Humps“. Need I say more?

28 Weeks Later

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

28 Days Later is my favorite zombie movie of all time. All those speedy walking dead, the brilliant direction of Danny Boyle and the sharp writing of Alex Garland made for a fun yet snappy and clever movie about zombies.
Now they’ve made a sequel called 28 Weeks Later, which is set seven months (28 weeks) […]

Keeley Hazell FHM UK Pics

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Mentioning Keeley Hazell in the last post made the few people who read this blog want to see more of her. And whaddaya know, here she is posing for the May 2007 issue of FHM UK. Oh, happy day. Since her lawyers have acted the part of party poopers by pulling out the celebrity sex […]

Best Body In The UK Belongs To Liz Hurley

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

I don’t know if everybody would agree to this new poll conducted by New Woman Magazine. Even I don’t. Fine, Elizabeth Hurley is one hot Brit who just got married. And she already has a kid by an ugly billionaire whose name I don’t really care to remember. But the hottest body in […]