Britney Coochie Doll

Remember when Britney Spears got off a car and (unwittingly?) showed the whole world where his two sons passed through when she gave birth to them?
For some sick reason, a certain company saw fit to immortalize the “event” in the form of a doll. Although it looks nothing like Britney, there’s no mistaking the hairless Britney cooch we saw a few months ago, complete with car seat and clogs.
If you get turned on by this, you absolutely need help.




